The Coach is My Shepherd
The coach is my shepherd,
I shall not get penalized.
He maketh me to do skating drills,
My captain leadeth me into games,
He restoreth my faith,
He leadeth me into the path of winning games for the team's sake.
Yea though I face the wrath of the coach I will fear no evil,
for my stick is with me my pads and my helmet they comfort me.
Thou preparest game situations for me
In the presence of my rivals,
Thou annointest my body with sweat,
My water bottle runneth over.
Surely stats and games shall follow me for all the days of my career,
And I will dwell on winning the Cup forever.
by Loralyn Bemis