Psalms 1992-1994
(First Book of Democrats)
Bill Clinton is my shepherd,
I shall not want.
He leadeth me beside the still factories.
He restoreth my faith in the Republican party.
He guideth me in the path of unemployment.
Yea, though I walk through the Valley of the Bread Line;
I shall not go hungry.
Clinton has anointed my income with great taxes and
Investments in the Future.
My expenses runneth over my income,
and the I.R.S. audit haunteth me
Surely, poverty and hard living will follow me all the days of my life.
The Democrats and I will live in a rented house forever.
And in my dispair, I hear the voices of Ross Perot and Rush Limbaugh.
But, I am glad I am an American and I am free.
But, I wish I was a dog, and Bill Clinton was a tree.