The Army is my shepherd;
I shall not think.
It alloweth me to lie down on essential jobs,
It leadeth me blindly,
it destroyeth my initiative.
Yea, though I walk through the valley of laziness,
I shall fear no censure.
It maketh me to believe in great falsehoods;
It filleth my head with false securities;
My inefficiency runneth over.
Surely the Army shall care for me all the days of my life,
And I shall dwell in a fool's paradise forever.